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Twitch ID: uncleswaggthe2nd
Country: United States
Signed Up: June 14, 2017
Last Posted: May 4, 2018 at 10:51 PM
Posts: 219 (0.5 per day)
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Shanghai loses these.

posted 3 months ago

Four fucking zero. Shanghai doesn't lose these.

posted 3 months ago

... time to watch my boys DF farm some noobs

posted 3 months ago

"New York" Excelsior

edit: monkaS

posted 3 months ago

FL 3-2 u heard it here first folks

posted 3 months ago

this meme of the players swapping roles wouldn't be funny anymore if it didn't happen every week

posted 3 months ago

I mean.. Taimou popped off on Widow? I'm just not seeing anything out of AKM.

posted 3 months ago

Account boosting is terrible obviously, something I think plenty of us have dealt with first hand in competitive, but you really do have to feel sympathy for the guy. He tried to provide for his family in a way that he could.

posted 4 months ago

Well, at this point I hope EFFECT is the next to go.

Not because he's bad, obviously not, because I genuinely feel his pain having to deal with his team at the moment. He has so much potential and will certainly get signed somewhere else -- somewhere where he can genuinely compete.

posted 4 months ago

3-1 Dallas trust me i'm from the future Kappa

posted 4 months ago

i don't know if this is funny given the context my guy

posted 4 months ago

I really don't think the timing of this name change was coincidental.

posted 4 months ago

Changing his name and hiding from the past? Pretty bad.

posted 4 months ago

Man, imagine how it would feel to have one person steal your role everywhere you go. First, you get main tank snatched from you, then you go to a new team and have your role stolen AGAIN. Can't wait until the news story where Axxiom moves back to the Foxes and subsequently pushes Pumple out.

posted 4 months ago

Alien invasion, take 2. This time with added super.

3-1 Gladiators.

posted 4 months ago

valiant looks like a mess to me right now, i'd say 4-0 or 3-1 seoul

posted 4 months ago

nothing against geguri as a person and no i am not being sexist, but I was and am even more so now skeptical of the pickup. a mostly unproven player who very briefly played for a team who didn't perform at all in APEX. questionable choice imo

edit: first star fragment post yay

posted 4 months ago

ado is insane bro what the fuck?

posted 4 months ago

Well that was... close. Surprisingly close. Maybe Dallas will make their grand comeback in Stage 3. I can hope.

posted 4 months ago

If history repeats itself we'll be seeing him in Stage Never actually

posted 4 months ago

Really don't think "surging" is the right word to describe Seoul at the minute, but I certainly do think they'll take this one. 3-1 or 4-0 Seoul.

posted 4 months ago

mothership you can have him back

posted 4 months ago

:alien: SEOUL OUTDATED :alien: NYXL OVERRATED :alien: LONG HAVE WE WAITED :alien: ALIEN ACTIVATED :alien:

posted 4 months ago

Well uh... that's not what I expected?

posted 4 months ago

If SF had the 150k Lizard for this game I would think it would be a lot closer, but I still see them taking a map or two. I would go with Houston 3-1, SF taking Hanamura.

posted 4 months ago

I would be shocked if Dallas stole a map here, despite Fusion's tendency towards being inconsistent and very erratic. Dallas has completely lost the tiny spark they had at the start of the stage, bogged down by drama and overall role confusion.

posted 4 months ago

Seoul 3-2, Spitfire take Gibraltar and Hanamura. Spitfire's weakness on Control will really slow them down here -- especially if it goes to the tiebreaker map.

posted 4 months ago

i too pray that there are no more brutal and disgusting attacks between players and coaches of opposing teams. the incident that happened yesterday was absolutely revolting and made me lose some faith in humanity. shame on you gladiators

posted 4 months ago

Mayhem look to be on a little bit of a hot streak, but I still see this tipping towards the Gladiators 3-1 or 3-2. Gladiators drop Route 66, maybe Volskaya as well.

posted 5 months ago

GLA 3-2, Outlaws steal King's Row and Gibraltar.

posted 5 months ago

LET'S GO MCDONALDS PogChamp

posted 5 months ago

m-mayhem are you guys becoming a g-g-g-good team?

posted 5 months ago

This right here is a game. Seoul takes this 3-2 in an incredibly close fashion.

posted 5 months ago

My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with NRG FeelsGoodMan because they can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan

posted 5 months ago

How will Dallas Fuel strive to throw this game? Players filling the wrong roles? Substitutions or lack thereof that make little to no sense? General bad gameplay?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

posted 5 months ago

seeing the puppies return is glorious

posted 5 months ago

Glad to see him freed, think it will be beneficial for his sanity in the future. Whether or not you agree with him or think he's immature or whatever, can you imagine how annoying it would be being constantly forced to change who you were? Constantly knowing that you could just be suddenly banned whenever the people up at OWL feel like it? Both sides should be happy with this resolution -- I can only hope that OWL feels like they've made their "anti-toxic-kid-friendly" point and will ease up somewhat. I'd rather not continue with "OverwatchChildishDramaLeague" and hopefully we can move on from that.

posted 5 months ago

I mean, I don't think it's surprising at all. Jake has a history of toxicity and has only been putting up this nice guy facade lately -- dude has literally thrown my games before

posted 5 months ago

glad to see zza back in the game honestly, been a while

posted 5 months ago

Realistically, this is an Outlaws 4-0 with a chance for the Mayhem to steal Lijang to make it 3-1.

but honestly realism is dumb, this is a mayhem 4-0 let's go baybee

posted 5 months ago

I might sound like the boy who cried wolf here but I'm telling you this is a SHD 4-0.

posted 5 months ago

c-c-called it.. BibleThump

posted 5 months ago

Could see the Gladiators maybe pulling out Nepal, but that's about it. Should be Seoul 4-0, maybe 3-1.

posted 5 months ago

Boston has looked like they're on a bit of a slump lately, but I'll be damned if they give up more than a map in this one.

posted 5 months ago

somewhere deep in my heart I can see it
this one is the one where Shanghai finally breaks free
SD 4-0

and then they go on to win the grand finals in a stunning reverse sweep...

posted 5 months ago

DF wins this one 3-2. Valiant have seemingly looked worse in this Stage and Dallas has looked far better.

posted 5 months ago
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