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STAGE TWO OPENING WEEK TRASH TALK THREAD
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#1
CamRa

AS STAGE TWO STARTS, I’M GONNA MAKE THIS A WEEKLY THING HERE LIKE I DO ON REDDIT. EVERYONE OKAY WITH THAT?

ANYWAYS, CAPS ON, HEADER UP, DON’T BE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE FOR UPFRAGS, YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND YOU SUCK.

BEGIN THE BANTZ!

#3
DrElementary
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DALLAS IS BEST TEAM 4-0 SHANGHAI TIMO SEAGULL EFFECT RASCAL AKM MICKIE SIX DPS META

THEY'LL ALSO 4-0 GLAD EVEN WITH FISSURE, HE CAN'T SAVE THEM

ALSO, FUSION SUCKS SDB OVERRATED

#10
Blue
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you are so ignorant you don't know it would be harryhook not mickie playing the sixth role

#11
DrElementary
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I MEAN IT WAS CLOSE I LIKE THEM BOTH BUT I LIKE MICKIE MORE JUST A LITTLE SO I JUST PICKED HIM HARRYHOOK CAN SUB IN WHEN TAIMOU IS THROWING

#4
Loco
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I think all the teams are great, and the price money and medals should all be split evenly after the tournaments, also we should stop keeping score.

#9
BigBad01
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YOU ARE BAD AT THIS

#5
paolodicandio
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OWL is DEAD

#6
CamRa
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NO U

#8
paolodicandio
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NAJSU

#7
LordOfHorns
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Uh

Ur team gay

#16
CamRa
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NO U

#12
victococoblazin
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LONDON #1 ,BIRDRING BETTER THAN PINE AT HIS SPECIALTY ROLE,PROFIT CLAPS
PHILLY ON KINGS ROW IS AN EZ WIN WITH POKO ZARYA AND FRAGI REIN
DREAMKAZPER IS BEST FLEX DPS AND KELLEX BEST LUCIO
SAYAPLAYER PLEASE CARRY MAYHEM INTO TOP 10

#13
Pixelfish
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ahhhh i don't know how to make the letters big

#15
CamRa
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USE A POUND SIGN AND A SPACE THEN TYPE YOUR COMMENT

#14
Pixelfish
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POGCHAMP

#17
Wayfarer
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JUST CLICK THEIR HEADS LOOOOOOOOOOL

#18
gabeconte
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NYXL HAS A DUMB LOGO BUT SBB IS SO CUTE AND TALENTED THAT HE MAKES UP FOR IT

I LOVE SBB

#19
Sayabi
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SPITFIRE WON FIRST STAGE? LOL OK GG NO RE PLAYERS ARE GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HAVING TO HANG UP WITH STYLOSA ALL DAY

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PINE'S WRIST AND FLORIDA MAYHEM'S ROSTER? BOTH OF THEM ARE DESTROYED AFTER YEARS OF PLAYING BUT PINE STILL MANAGES TO MAKE SHIT HAPPEN WITH IT, DON'T MAKE ME BELIEVE THAT TVIQ IS STILL RELEVANT HE'S BEEN PLAYING FOR LIKE 1564656123 YEARS

WITH THE NEW PICKUPS MAYBE SHOCK CAN WIN SOMETHING, OH WAIT THEY DIDN'T PICK ANYBODY UP BECAUSE THEY SPENT ALL THEIR MONEY SIGNING A PLAYER WHO DOESN'T EVEN PLAY

SEOUL HAVE THE "BEST PLAYERS OF THE WORLD" WITH FLETA RYUJEHONG TOBI AND ZUNBA BUT CAN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO PLAYOFFS, CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO PLAY GIDO MORE UNTIL RYUJEHONG RAGEQUITS

FUEL PICKED UP A 12TH DPS LOOOOOL YEAH JUST SIGN THE BIG NAMES SO EVERYONE CAN WATCH THEM UNDERPERFORM (actually send some love to Effect and Mickie. Those two are nice)

BOSTON UPRISING SOON TO BE BOSTON DOWNFALL, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM CRASH HARDER THAN CRYPTOCURRENCIES

HEY OUTLAWS HERE'S A REQUEST STOP MAKING JAKE PLAY SOMETHING ELSE THAN JUNKRAT I'D RATHER SEE CLOCKWORK PLAYING WITH HIS FEET THAN JAKE'S PHARAH EVER AGAIN

SHANGHAI DRAGONS are actually nice i'm eager to see how they will progress with their recent additions

IF IT'S CALLED LOS ANGELES VALIANT WHY IS SOON ALWAYS BACKCAPPING LIKE A COWARD

LIST OF GOOD GLADIATORS PLAYERS: BIGGOOSE

YOU KNOW WHAT WAS XL WITH NEW YORK? THE EXPECTATIONS, BUT THEY LOST TO THE STYLOSA FANBOYS, YES I REALLY DO HATE STYLOSA WHAT'S THE PROBLEM

IS IT CALLED FUSION BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO MERGE 9 NATIONALITIES INTO A ROSTER? NO IT'S CALLED FUSION BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON POINT YET

did i do it right

#22
Pixelfish
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this made me laugh so hard i love you

#23
Sayabi
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thanks i'm particularly proud of the fusion one even though they're my favorite team

#25
victococoblazin
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YOU FORGOT SHAZ

#27
Blue
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damn...yes you did

#20
LordOfHorns
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Fragi is worse than Comcast’s service

The NYXL logo gives us an answer to the question: “What if a zebra had blue instead of white?”

San Francisco’s team should be renamed to “Babybay & co.” Because that is all there is to this awful team

Somehow we are in a world where EnVyUs, just a few months ago, 4-0’d FNRGFE, now we are living in a time where Houston are 4-0ing Dallas. Everything is bigger in Texas, including their ego

Every name on Houston’s roster is an onomatopoeia

LA Valiant’s colors look like what would happen if the John Deere logo got the wrong shade of green

The Gladiators are just bad. I don’t even have a joke for them. They have nothing to laugh at. Nothing to praise, but nothing to make fun of

Every other logo has something to do with their city or team name. But Seoul’s is just a fucking tiger.

Shanghai’s roster is worse than the stream team NRG

The only Mayhem that’s going on is that Logix isn’t playing like absolute garbage on LAN. Good for him, the rest of the team is filling in that hole though

The Boston Logo is just an artistic representation of sex

#21
Pixelfish
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I think you gotta fix your space bar

edit: looks like you fixed it

#24
penda
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YOU SO
FUCKIN
PRECIOUS
WHEN YOU
SMILLLLE

#26
Blue
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YOU ARE ALL INFERIOR AND ONLY MY OPINION MATTERS, THATS WHY YOU KOREAN FANGIRLS WILL BE SAD WHEN NO KOREANS WIN STAGE 2

#28
Blue
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FUSION ARE DESTINED TO FAIL, CAUSE THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO PERFECT NUCLEAR FUSION WITH 9 DIFFERENT ELEMENTS, DESPITE IT BEING COMPLETELY INEFFICIENT WAY TO CREATE ENERGY

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