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Urinal situation

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#1
penda

I posted this on tftv about a month ago but this situation has come up again so I'd like to see overgg's opinion on this.

Picture this: three urinals. The first (left to right) is a short one. The other two are regular.

If I enter the bathroom and a guy is using the far right one (regular), is it ok to stand next to hm and use the middle one or do I have to take the L and use the short one?

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victococoblazin
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U stand next to him or it will look like you are trying to avoid him and it'll be awkward

#3
Guinea
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top 10 questions scientists still cant answer

#4
Pixelfish
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Just pee on the dude in the third one

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darkcvc
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Always use the short one in this case, buffer toilet is a man rule.

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PotatoKing
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Depends on how tall you are. If you can't use the short urinal comfortably, use that awkward middle urinal.

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darkcvc
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PotatoKing [#6]

Depends on how tall you are. If you can't use the short urinal comfortably, use that awkward middle urinal.

If you are a dude shortness should not matter? You can pee anywhere from level with your junk and lower LOL. I would think only a HIGHER urinal would be an issue.

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PotatoKing
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It definitely matters. As a tall person, I tend to avoid short urinals because certain parts of me would be uncomfortably close to the top of said urinal.

#9
bweesh
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I stand behind what victorcoco said

#10
penda
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The problem with using a short urinal is that you get splashed more the farther your pee stream goes. The problem with using the middle urinal is the universal buffer rule for men.

#11
ELektrikBill
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assert your dominance. force the man on the right out of his spot. figuring out where to piss is now his problem, not yours.

#12
Involv3r
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As long as you keep a good half a dozen inches from a guy with his dick out, no one really cares about which urinal you go for tbh.

#13
Guinea
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ELektrikBill [#11]

assert your dominance. force the man on the right out of his spot. figuring out where to piss is now his problem, not yours.

Now thats an ALPHA MALE decision right there. I suggest this

#14
Generation1
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Depends on how inconvenient the little one is and the divider situation. No dividers and extremely low small one, use middle. No dividers but not totally inconvenient little one, use little. Dividers? use middle

#15
Clickbait
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just use the cubicle

#16
ideekae
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bump, this made me realize why an increasing amount of men are changing their gender

#17
Admirable
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take the one beside him and strike up a conversation about esports

#18
tamagao
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sharing is caring, you both pee into the same urinal

#19
Kiwifruit
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Get him to hold your dick while you get your phone out and browse over.gg

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