With Effect on break and Taimou almost stroking out...Seagull Hanzo carry 4-0

Taimou clicked some heads on Junkertown. Silver lining.

leakboy over.gg exclusive!

I am all for a Mystery Heroes week.

Seagull out of jail: DF 4-0

I mean, it could happen now

Yes, that was the joke. I'm just too lazy to write it as a meme.

Cocco, Chips, Taimou, and Seagull

Fuel up (?), Dynasty down (?), 3-2 Fuel (?)

Would anyone even be surprised anymore if Seoul loses again?

Someone read this comment to Effect! Guaranteed win!

Seoul the new Dallas/Valiant (since they are obviously fixed now). Taking Munchkin to Firebell?

Starting roster:
Soon
Bunny
Space
Fate
Custa
Kariv
?
#freenumlocked

Wow, they really didn't like him did they?
No one else did either, I guess.

RIP week one I guess.

So, um...who's the shot caller for Fuel now? Rascal?

This is dumb. Fuel is dumb if they do this. I know this is dumb and I'm not a professional or anything.

Maybe be they should just trade Mickie for MG while they're at it.

That second tweet is confusing. Are they engaged in trade talks with each other, or just trade talks in general? If they are talking trades with each other, the phrase "various players on both teams" is just unnecessary words, because that's what a trade is...
I kind of feel like he meant they were just talking trades, in general, to the entire OWL.

Anyway, why on earth would Dallas trade Effect, and who would they trade him for? Maybe soon is better, but Dallas has had such tank problems that it's really hard to judge their DPS performance just yet. Getting Soon isn't going to magically fix anything, since we don't even know if that's a problem position.
I feel like maybe, just maybe, Dallas has found a little bit of stability just now. I hope they don't go around and stir the pot more now.

3-2 FUEL I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF MICKSTON AND SEA.VA

XQC OVERRATED COCO OUTDATED TIAMOU TANK ACTIVATED

FTFY
XQC OVERRATED COCCO OUTDATED TAIMOU JEBAITED MICKIE ELIMINATED

I really want Dallas to win though.
Kyky is too friendly with the team, it feels like. A lot of the decisions feel like he's trying not to upset players on the team (like putting Chips in instead of Custa), but all that does is create uncertainty, which makes for a losing team.
I don't necessarily think Kyky is a bad coach, but I don't think he's the right coach for this team at this time.

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING + NUMLOCKED

I DON'T KNOW WHY ALL THE DOWNVOTES

The S. nebulosa is the largest OWL in the world.

"Rascal brings a Genji to the team"
SeagOuch

I MEAN IT WAS CLOSE I LIKE THEM BOTH BUT I LIKE MICKIE MORE JUST A LITTLE SO I JUST PICKED HIM HARRYHOOK CAN SUB IN WHEN TAIMOU IS THROWING

DALLAS IS BEST TEAM 4-0 SHANGHAI TIMO SEAGULL EFFECT RASCAL AKM MICKIE SIX DPS META

THEY'LL ALSO 4-0 GLAD EVEN WITH FISSURE, HE CAN'T SAVE THEM

ALSO, FUSION SUCKS SDB OVERRATED

RIP Emongg

Dynasty the new Fuel.

two thriving subreddits

r/rule34overwatch and r/overwatchnsfw?

Bren said Taimou was teaching Mickie hog.
Taimou moving to coaching now?

VAL 3-1 GLAD. GLAD ain't bad, but VAL has really only lost to Koreans, so that doesn't count.

Not only 4-0, but 0 maps for SHD. They won't get one point even. Barely get out of spawn?

I dunno, like LDN 3-1 SFS? Maybe the Shock are on a slight rise, and maybe the Spitfire are slightly under performing? PLAY IDDQD YOU COWARDS!

I'm just going to give Dallas a map because I am an optimist, and even if they just win one map it will be seen as an improvement. LDN 3-1 DAL

I guess they can't both lose. What else can you say about them? Florida shouldn't be THIS bad, and I just feel sorry for the Shanghai players. I wonder if they'll draw a map? Sure. FLA 2-1 SHD

Boston isn't the dumpster team they could have been, but they aren't going to take a map from the Dynasty. SEO 4-0 BOS

It's hard to tell how good GLAD is. 4-0 vs the Dragons doesn't say much, and being 0-4'd by Dynasty doesn't mean much either. The Phusion looked good vs the Outlaws, but then this week they were not as impressive vs the Shock. I feel they're still trying to get up to speed on their coordination. They've only had one day to turn around after their game vs the Shock, also, so not too much time for any adjustments they might want to make.
Bischu's six figures 3-2 PHL.

I think New York Xtra Large will win Oasis, because Pine, and the Valiant will win Numbani...I feel like the other maps are a toss up. This really could go either way. New York has very good supports, and Valiant has very good tanks. They both have very good DPS. This is going to be a good game. VAL 3-2 NYE.

Okay for real though. Houston is coming off a confidence boosting game, even though it was just against Shanghai, and Dallas is practically looking at a must win game, unless they want to be facing a possible 0-4 start. I hope they are motivated by that, and not discouraged. I believe the first game will set the pace for the rest of the series; if Dallas loses on Junkertown I could see them giving up again, even if it's just unconsciously. I hope some of the teamwork they've been doing on stream (and presumably in scrims) will pay off. These two teams have already done a 3-2. I think they will again. I'm betting on DAL 3-2 HOU.

Edit: Ignore this post. I was memeing, and it was in poor taste. I'm sorry. Please refer to my real prediction at the top.

Clockwork benched; triple hair meta over.

Why did they even keep IDDQD? They have four hitscans, and he's apparently 4th, even though one of them can't even play yet. What's going to happen when sinatraa comes in?

I want to think that the Outlaws have got their crap together and will be able to take this 4-0. They should be able to. The Dragons just don't seem to have the power to be able to consistently win. I'm going to say HOU 4-0 SHD but I wouldn't be surprised at a 3-1. 3-2 would be really surprising!

The only chance Mayhem has is to surprise the Dynasty and win the first map. Even if they do that, they're going to lose the next three. But it's still going to be SEO 4-0 FLA.

So the Fusion looked good against the Outlaws, but the Spitfire made them look silly. I don't think the Shock are as good as either of those teams (yet). Philly was lacking on coordination last week, but that should be clearing up with another week of practice. The Shock did manage to beat the Dragons, but...how much does that mean?

I just want to see IDDQD play! PHL 3-1 SFS.

in b4 outlaws 4-0

Edit: BoneFace

Yeah they looked awful on control vs dynasty too.

Well, the Fuel rolled Seoul on Junkertown. Are they going to let the same thing happen to them again? I picture a 24 hour session where they just practice on stopping the pirate ship. If they win that one, it's all over but the crying, and nobody's crying but GLAD. SEO 4-0 GLAD.

So New York was only playing Boston, but it looked like they had a few rough patches, and didn't do quite as good as I would have thought. Except Pine, he's good at clicking. Houston is going to need LiNkzr to play better than he did vs the Fusion, and Jake looked like he needed to practice on heroes other than Junkrat! I really like the Outlaws, but now I'm not so sure they'll be able to take this one. If they can show up on control maps, they have a chance. I'll just say HOU 3-2 NYE, although I'll probably regret it.

So the Fusion ended up looking pretty good last night, but I also kind of felt the Outlaws under performed. Even so, I just can't see the Spitfire dropping this one. Hopefully they paid attention to how the Fusion worked together last night, and are more prepared than Houston was. I think the Fusion will take the control map, and if it goes 2-2 they might actually win. But...LDN 3-1 PHL.

Well, now that we've seen both teams...I don't know. Boston against New York looked better than Florida against London, but London is probably better than New York. They both had good looks and bad looks. I'll just go BOS 3-2 FLA since Boston actually has a bench and could theoretically adapt better.

Even though they both were over 0verwatched, at least the Shock were able to take some points off of the Valiant. The Dragons had one point from all four of their games, which is not great. I'm going to say SFS 3-1 SHD because I really don't want to watch more 4-0 matches.

Even though they lost yesterday, the Fuel looked really good against another clearly top-tier team. The Valiant also looked good, but it was against what will probably be a bottom half team, so it's harder to judge just how good their potential is. They do have promise, but I'm going to go DAL 3-1 VAL.